Today’s posts from our featured Port Elizabeth Blogger:
So the Chinese – don’t you just luv ’em – they built this wall together with the North Koreans as a prototype for you, Donald. You can do it, Donald, they said, you can do this by you and yourself. No need to bring in Mexican labour, may just have to Bill (that’s not Hi-la-ry,s husband) the Mexicans.
I luv ’em, Donald, like you, but we gotta stop the drugs coming over the Red River in sombreros and gondolas. Let them head for Europe and we’ll tax each one that passes by Key West on their water boards.
You, as the President of the United States and, I , Xi Jinping, the leader of the People’s Republic of my Tjaina, we gonna make America great again, and maybe we can get Vladimir to Put-In nice Russian ladies. But not Melania, she has a degree in copy writing from the University of Ljubjana, and she’s gonna remain on Broadway.
Put-in is becoming a Vladi nuisance anyway! He’ spending too much time in the Gym. I guess he is also a Discovely member and has to build up his Voyager miles for his next trip to the ISS -International Space Station, Donald, that’s not to be confused with ISIS now!
But we can’t have the