The real deal gadget site, though, is ThisIsWhyImBroke.com. It features ONLY stuff that you don’t need, but that is totally ridiculously, spent-the-rent awesome.
Jetpacks, Space Invaders couches, sword-handle umbrellas, toilet bowl coffee mugs, non-melting ice cubes… We could go on. So let’s! The website also features a fridge shaped like a Marshall amplifier stack, “You suck at parking” business cards, Jedi bath robes, human-foetus bath soap, a walk-in bar fridge and dozens more things that’ll make you as manly as a man with an AK-47 where his genitals should be.
Look, she didn’t try buy any of this stuff, buy if no one’s retailing it yet, someone will be soon.
And shopping at a place like this is mind-expanding in a way that going to varsity for five years can only hope to be!