May the blessings of God harass you this day.
May peace break into your house and may thieves come to steal your debts.
May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet of R200 notes.
May love stick to your face like Vaseline and laughter assault your lips!
May your clothes smell of success like smoked tyres
May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy.
May the problems you had forget your home address!
In simple words,
………Have a lekker day!
[With Thanks to Princess]